If I was a boy....

I guess that if I was a boy for a day I'd do all of the things that girls are not 'suppose' to do. Life would be so easy. I'd get up and take a shower. For one day, I wouldn't have to wash my hair, because no one would really be able to tell since if I was a boy I'd have short hair. I'd probably dress in the most comfortable clothes, sweatpants and such, and go out and play football or some other sport that's considered a "man's sport." I'd be able to joke around with guys and actually be considered funny, and for once I would be able to go to the bathroom standing up, or really wherever I wanted, because when you're a girl you can't do that.